Thanks to Joe, I got drawn into smack talking to strangers on ... here are some of the crazy conversations...

Whilst I'm sure this service is only going to end badly with some kind of issues with children - the number of other people trolling on there definately makes it worth your time.

IRC, you are so last year...

Stranger: 14/f/ind
You: oh noes! you're a tarp!
Stranger: what??
Stranger: what r u talking about??
You: http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/tarp-30198.jpg
Stranger: what's that??
You: ITS A TARP!
Stranger: bird??
Stranger: ...

More fun filled moments in the full version...

Stranger: ua female who likes small dicks?
You: i am a fish!
You: are you a fish?
You: maybe we could have fish and dicks?
Stranger: r u a gay fish>
Stranger: ?
You: no, but how would that work?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: ask kanye west
You: oh i see what you did there
You: i bet he has all the mad gay fish hookups too
Stranger: he does
Stranger: and when he has crabs he means it literally
You: but they're celebs, they might not want your small dick
You: oh snap
Stranger: maybe
You: oh dear
You: look at the time
You: i left my wife in the oven
You: ttfn
Stranger: k
Stranger: i love u